spookboot:

just call me baby

plinktone:

telapathetic:

watching two really opinionated people have an argument

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when they’re both wrong

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(Source: telapathetic)

teatattoo:

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS

(Source: amlour)

bitchnn:

when someone asks me what kind of music i like

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(Source: erotic-child)

ohbvcky:

obscuruslupa:

tranxio:

"Oh my god, I’m turning into—a vampire!”

"But how? I didn’t even bite you yet!"

Premature edraculation

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 [via klavinerd]

shslequius:

mango is a funny word

flawlice:

chess-ka:

words-are-vibrations:

tyraditar:

tyraditar:

night vale is full of thought provoking humour and beautifully inspirational monologues but “subway? more like wowza” will always be one of the best things it’s ever come up with

it’s right at the top of the list with “what’s an egg” and “i never knew school cleaning appliances were so strong”

"Mountains? More like nothings" 

"Nice try, giant worms.

"Alligators. Can they kill your children? YES!"

pricklystickers:

xekstrin:

door:

um

im gonna fuck the ghost

do not fuck the ghost