watching two really opinionated people have an argument
when they’re both wrong
NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS
"Oh my god, I’m turning into—a vampire!”
"But how? I didn’t even bite you yet!"
#this joke sucks [via klavinerd]
night vale is full of thought provoking humour and beautifully inspirational monologues but “subway? more like wowza” will always be one of the best things it’s ever come up with
it’s right at the top of the list with “what’s an egg” and “i never knew school cleaning appliances were so strong”
"Mountains? More like nothings"
"Nice try, giant worms.”
"Alligators. Can they kill your children? YES!"